"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

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you called me at 4:37 am and said “i don’t ever want to die” and i told you “don’t then” and you cried until 4:54

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this is my favorite tina quote

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mavieenchoses:

domonoapples:

Broad City.

Love them.

my babes <3

It was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn’t think about my life at all.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer (via wildlovephotog)

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Title: Ruth Artist: Michael Cera 108,432 plays

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thisnoiseismusic:

"In a sunlit tavern, in a corner booth sucking stale popcorn, there I met dear Ruth. She’d only just lost the baby, seven months and a week, drank a month of Seagrams, kissed me on the cheek."

this album is so good. michael cera diy king

Wow. I joked about this all day long, but I actually enjoy this.

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fleurdelunaa:

bath series

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